Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
damn no wonder bruno mars was locked out of heaven he couldn’t reach the doorknob